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Akasha @ Midgard

Sigh... I'm so lonely... I'm not even allowed to get married...

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Huh? But maidens can still date, can't they?

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Akasha @ Midgard

Gramps. The reason I don't date is because I. Can't. Get. Married.

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Psh! That's not the reason. It's coz you're not pretty!

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Akasha @ Midgard

...Gramps. Keep it up and I'll wear your blood as lipstick.

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Tsk Tsk, you're too aggressive. Women should be modest...

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Akasha @ Midgard

Hmph, so how modest is your wife, huh?

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Sylvester @ Midgard

My wife? I uh, ahem... I... love freedom more than women. Ahem, uhum...

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Akasha @ Midgard

...You're not married? ...What about dating?

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Uh, ahem! Cough, cough!! I must be getting old. I don't feel well! Well then, I'll be off now...

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Akasha @ Midgard

...Where do you think you're going, Mr. Forever-Alone?

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Nu uh! When I was 22, I held hands with my neighbours, Ellie...

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Akasha @ Midgard

Stop crying and just tell me already! So you held hands and what? How far did you get?

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Sylvester @ Midgard

Hmph... I don't need to tell you! I hope you live forever alone like me!

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Akasha @ Midgard

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Akasha @ Midgard

...Tree Gods. Please send him more warmth. He needs it more than I do...